Consider, from the perspective of ten years ago, an ex-president saying he used to constantly fantasize about fucking men, and the reaction being “yeah, whatever, poser.”
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they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good
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This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
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I’m having trouble feeling sympathy for anyone shelling out a kilobuck for Elon Musk’s 2023 version of twitter.
“kilobuck” is now in my vocabulary
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we gotta scroll so far for the wikipedia article when we google something now it feels so fucking wrong
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the hot new trend is “guard posting”
(via stockpilingantihistamines)
do you have any crumbs i could have for lunch maybe
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social media sites should have a For Tanner tab that shows the stuff my buddy tanner likes
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